Silly

Why the students fail???

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365′ days.
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days
left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left
126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. Days left
96.

6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6
days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions – at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11 That 1 day is your birthday

How can you study on that day???

Balance =0
How can a student pass?????

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1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favorite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theater once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favorite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favorite Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favorite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favorite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favorite time pass
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food's temptation

na tum janno na hum?
but i just gave all the answers